A few funny Timmy Quotes

After Timothy woke up from a nap he said this...
T: "Where's Daddy?"
Me: "He's at work."
T: "He's sleeping."
Me: "No, he's at work at KMart."
T: "No. He's in the house. He's upstairs, sleeping."
A few minutes later....
T: "Daddy's at Kmart."


Another Timmy quote...
"I want to take a poop."

A cute story about the kids...
I was quickly putting some laundry from the washer into the dryer when Melanie, who was laying in the family room, began crying. I told Timmy "can you go see if Melanie is ok?"
He ran to her and was holding a little red bear that my Grandma gave him on our trip. I came back in there and said "is she ok?"
He said, "Melnie's ok. She wants the bear." Then he gave her the bear. She didn't stop crying so he said "Melanie needs a kiss!" And he gave her one. Then he starting saying "it's ok Melanie. It's ok." She didn't stop crying after all of his efforts to share his cars with her, hug her, and comfort her so finally he yelled out in frustration... "She wants a nap! Take her a nap! Take her a nap!" Then after a little while longer, when I didn't take her for a nap, he yelled out, "she needs her food!"

Funny little boy.